No Lay Ups Tee

Lay up? Never heard of it. The No Lay Ups Tee is for the golfer who sees water, a long carry and a 3% chance, and pulls driver anyway. Big back print: a neon pink and yellow skull bursting through a pink ring, ball already gone, NO LAY UPS across the bottom. Underneath, the official status report: Completely under control. Black only. Soft cotton. Sizes XS to XXL. Next shot from the drop zone. Same plan.